Sikiu P. (no pun intended!) brought home this souvenir photo from Venezuela--
" It translates DO NOT URINATE HERE. It is a residential side door without windows around so guys might stop by to take a piss after going to the local bar. I think locals were careless, because that door stunk."
Never mind that . . . I don't need to get a whiff of it to know that we've got a problem here--a very TALL problem. Either that, or we've got some drunken men with quite an impressive aim!