Exactly whose stress are they hoping to relieve here?

I am befuddled as to who the market for this one is. (warning: NSFW)

So THAT'S where He's been hiding!

I've been looking all over for Him . . .

http://obits.mlive.com/obituaries/grandrapids/obituary.aspx?pid=153840228

(and yes, I know I'm wrong for this . . . very, VERY wrong.)

Yeah, this works.

I don't see any problems with this, do you? Apply today! (no, I mean it--apply TODAY.)


Source: someecards.com

I can definitely relate to this kind of nostalgia . . .

Seriously? I can never stop perseverating about this type of thing. I would totally have done something like this.

Thanks, Drew!

Instinctive

First of all, I love that people are still interacting and submitting stuff.

Second of all, I suck because I haven't posted anything in like two years. BUT I am trying to get back on the horse, or whatever that expression is.

Today's gem comes from Jesse; found at a Westin in Atlanta, Georgia. (those Westin hotels are always trying to be so avant garde . . . )

Jesse also noted that "There's a sign with the same opening text by the elevators "personally communicating" to us that they'll be out of service tonight, but it lacks the art and quotation marks."

Anyway--I would like to personally communicate that I am so glad y'all are still reading! Stay tuned for more to come--soon!

yummy . . . baked pets

This was spotted by Becky in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. Perhaps they're baking pet TREATS, but it's more fun to imagine the alternative . . .

now that you mention it . . . I'm a little bit unstable myself

ps--this is the bear:

whatever you do . . .

kind of ominous . . .

but how much do I love it that my almost-twelve-year-old niece is now keeping an eye out for these signs and taking pictures for me?

THANKS, EM!!! I miss you!

how about we don't have ANYBODY blow up?

you buy a balloon, you take your chances . . .

no flying, either! and walking on water is strictly prohibited!

Bailey C spotted this gem at a hotel pool in Aiken, SC.

Apparently there is a ban on diving OUT OF the pool . . . but for real? I'd like to see that!

Thanks, Bailey!

All God's creatures . . .

Delish!

and if you're one of those animal-loving types, don't yell at me, yell at Jessica, who sent it to me. ;-)

good advice!

Thanks once again to Angie for this one!

ps--I have no good excuse for why I've been out of commission for months now . . . I've been busy, blah blah blah . . . but here I am.

No, I can't say that I have . . .

Jess discovered this gem in a coffee house in Austin, TX.

yeah, I'm about speechless here . . .

He needs your SUPORT, sport!

Erica B wonders why the Romney campaign doesn't have spell-check.
(thanks, Erica!)

Gravy . . . you betcha!

Janessa, who wonders where gravy really DOES fit on the food pyramid, spotted this in Spokane, WA.

(It's quite clearly a vegetable! It goes over mashed potatoes, right?)

She owes me ;-) a picture of the sign on the other side, which apparently says, "You Betcha!"

That son-of-a-#$^# can't be trusted!

Saw this at my friend's kids' school . . . ah, what they could have avoided with the use of a well-placed hyphen!

maybe this makes sense to Canadians

sure, okay, originally uploaded by laterain@sbcglobal.net.

. . . but this one was amusing to me, if not downright bewildering.

Aren't they always?

And I'm sorry, folks . . . I've been slacking again . . . but just came back from Canadia and I will have plenty of good stuff for you soon!

everybody loves a sale . . .

. . . but Mike from greeklish.org found this great deal in Toronto a couple of years ago . . . seriously--marked down and everything!

ho-me grown here in West Michigan

okay, I lie, there's no "ho-made goodness" in this sign except that I was the one who spotted it near my . . . HOme . . . and you can see my HOmely hand in the picture . . .

but seriously? my first thought was, "what litigious, overly protective, needs-to-be-b#$%^-slapped mother was behind THIS ridiculous and utterly unnecessary signage?"